[mouse squeaks]
[penguins chirp]
[all cheering]
[screeches]
♪ Adventure Time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ with Jake the dog and Finn the human ♪
♪ the fun will never end ♪
♪ lt's Adventure Time ♪
FlNN: [laughing]
Here l go! - Yeah!
Whoo-hoo!
[both laugh]
Hmm...
Awesome!
[both laugh]
[crying]
Someone needs our help!
[spits]
What is it about ''Henchman for Life'' that you don't understand?
[crying] Oh, come on!
Dude, it's Marceline, the Vampire Queen.
Huh?!
Can't you find the compassion to release this poor old body?
''Henchman for Life'' means ''Henchman for Life''!
You still petrified of vampires?
No.
l'm not.
Fall on the ground for me!
Yes, Mistress.
Unh!
Now cry for me.
Okay.
l don't want to cry, but l shall cry for you.
[crying]
Hey! Cut that out!
Oh, if it isn't my favorite little goody two shoes Finn.
Stop making this poor old dude cry!
l can make him do whatever l want.
Watch.
Henchman, amuse me.
[grunting]
Stop it!
Now hop around in a circle.
Hup hup hup.
Waah! Aah!
Oh, no.
Don't worry, Sir.
l'll see to it you get set free!
Oh, and how you gonna pull that off, hero?
l'll do what l need to.
l'll even take his place.
Dude, what?
Do you mean it?
Uh, well...
[groans]
Heck yeah!
Deal! Old henchman, you are free.
Whoo-hoo!
What are you doing, man?
Hey, Jake.
Eep!
l couldn't watch that old man suffer, Jake.
My code of honor wouldn't allow it.
[laughing]
''Oh, my code of honor wouldn't allow it.''
[laughing]
Grrr!
Hey!
Yes, Jake?
What would you like to talk about?!
Aah!
l want to help you out of this, man,
but she scares the filling out of my doughnut.
Let's just leave.
l can't.
As a hero, l'm bound by my wo-o-o-o-o-o-o-rd!
Finn!
[laughs evilly]
Don't worry, dude!
l'll figure something out!
You're lucky, Finn.
Your first job as henchman is to help me feed.
[gasps] Feed?
What does she mean?
Like -- l-like oats?
Like sentient beings or oats?
lt doesn't matter.
l can handle it.
[speaking indistinctly]
[piano playing]
Sounds like dinner.
Finn, open the door.
[grunting]
Open it already!
No way, Marceline!
l'm not gonna open this door if innocent people will be hurt!
Aren't you bound by your word to do as l say, hero?
l...
[sighs] Yes.
[door opens]
Huh?
Sorry about this.
Aah!
Hold him down.
[sighs]
MARCELlNE: Are you enjoying this, Finn?
No!
[laughing]
Grrr!
Don't you worry, Finn.
l'll get you out of there.
l've got a perfect plan.
[laughs evilly]
[gasps, hisses] - Aah!
l'm not running away, Finn!
This is just part of my plan!
Please, human boy, let me go.
l'm sorry, Sir.
l'm bound by my Code of Honor to do what she says.
l understand, son.
l was married myself once.
Wait, wait!
l'm not married to --
Ohh! Enough talking!
Dinner is served!
[hiss!]
No!
Grr!
No!
How dare you, henchman.
l order you to let me feed!
Aah!
Unh!
Aah!
[laughs]
[hiss!]
Uh... Uh...
Blah!
Aah!
Nooooooo!
[slurps]
Mmm.
That red bow tie was delicious.
Ohh, ugh.
Huh?
What's wrong, Finn?
l -- l thought --
l thought you were --
Oh, my.
A white tie!
Thank you so much.
This is so beautiful.
Ahh.
But -- but --
What?
You know l eat the color red sometimes.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
We've got plenty more evil to do!
[laughs evilly]
[thinking] Man, wha--
what's wrong with this girl?
l -- l can't tell if she's messing with me or -- or what.
Hey, Finn, you thinking about
how that guy's bow tie sort of looked like a bra?
Huh? No!
l know this place seems a
little dead...
But don't worry.
lt'll soon be...un-dead.
[shuddered breathing]
Corpses buried in mud that's black,
from death, l command you, to come back!
[rumbling]
[skeletons moaning]
How are you?
What's happening?
[moaning continues]
[laughs evilly]
Are you ready to lead an evil army of the undead?
Never!
[moans]
Okay! l'll do it!
[laughing]
Don't worry, dude.
l'm coming to help you.
Yaaaaaaaaah!
Huh? What's that noise?
Aaaah!
Sorry, Finn.
[skeletons moaning]
Excited to hear the wild screams of an entire castle?
[chuckles nervously]
Oh, yeah.
That sounds bombastic, honey.
Hey, l'm gonna run up ahead and scout it out for you, sugar.
[chuckles nervously]
[laughs]
Yes? Duke and Duchess of Nuts Residence.
My boss is gonna sack your castle!
Oh! Well, that's certainly bad news for us.
Lisby! Who is at the door?
Someone who wishes to sack the nut castle.
Why would you want to sack my nut castle on my second son's 1 st birthday?
Seize him!
No!
[skeletons moaning]
Listen! You hear that?
My Master is marching here with her army of the undead!
Oh! How wonderful!
Listen to me!
[skeletons moaning]
Everybody, run for your lives!
Ha ha ha!
l wrote this next song about a fisherman.
♪ You look so cute sittin' in your boat ♪
♪ l wanna suck out your eyeballs
and rip out your throat ♪
♪ l wanna suck out your eyeballs
and rip out your throat ♪
Don't do this, Marceline!
l beg you!
Don't do what?
You're late, Marceline!
My son has been dylng to hear your undead music!
Wha?
Oh, l forgot!
Marceline is playing tonight.
[all cheering]
[bass guitar playing]
Okay. So she makes things seem bad, and then --
or her personality makes them seem bad and...
[sighs]
l'm overreacting.
- Hey! - Huh?
Why are you thinking so hard?
Just party hard.
Whoo-hoo!
[skeletons groan]
All right!
Whoo-hoo!
[laughing]
Hey, castle crasher!
Hey, Marceline.
You like cute things, right?
Uh, yeah. Sure.
Why?
Then, you might love this.
The cutest dimple plant ever!
Here -- eat some of its fruit.
See what happens.
Okay.
[chuckles]
A dimple!
Okay, henchman, now l need you to do something.
What is it?
l want to you to take this dimple plant outside and kill it.
What?!
Use my axe-bass.
l'm gonna murder you.
l'm not entirely sure why.
l'm sure this will end happy.
[gulps]
Aah!
l don't get it.
There's always a twist to the stuff Marceline makes me do!
But where's the twist in bumping off this bush?
There is no twist.
Kill it now!
But what --
[roaring]
You should have hacked it to pieces when it was still adorable.
l thought --
[roars]
Whoa!
Hyah!
[roars]
Bleh!
Sick!
Whoa!
Oh, boy.
Waaaaah!
[roars]
Hyah!
[panting]
Not bad. For a henchman.
Hmm.
FlNN: Hey, can't the sun, like, destroy you?
Yeah, it hurts.
But l kind of like it.
Reminds me when l'd scrape my
knees up as a kid and my mom would patch me up.
You know what l'm saying?
Uh, Jake told me l came out of a cabbage.
[both laugh]
Hey, Finn, l need you to strangle some Pixies!
Yeah, sure.
That sounds good.
Whoa. Why are you being so casual about that?
Killing pixies is some hard-core evil.
l'm not falling for your junk anymore, lady.
You just like saying poop that jacks with my brain.
What are you talking about? l --
[laughs]
Dang, man.
l didn't think you'd ever catch on.
[laughs]
l knew it!
Hey, what about your old henchman?
Who was that guy?
Oh, just an old diving buddy.
So, ready to go strangle some pixies?
Yeah, man.
l mean wo-man!
Oh, no.
My buddy is totally under her vampire spell!
Die, unholy thing!
Jake?
Ow!
[hiss!]
Aah!
Marceline!
JAKE: l'm stakin' that vampire and setting you free,
no matter how terrified l am!
She's all right, man!
She's still controlling your mind with evil!
Now back off and let me vanquish her from existence!
l can't let you do that, Jake.
[sighs]
l love you, brother.
Aah!
Oof!
[groans]
Jake, listen!
Marceline is not how she seems!
She's a radical dame who likes to play games.
[grunting]
What are you even talking about, dude?
Hyah! [groaning]
Oh, man!
Whoa!
Aah!
Marceline!
Unh!
Aah!
Where is she?
Uh...
l'm free.
Jake, you faced your fear and saved me!
l did?
l did!
Yeah!
♪ l saved my bro from a scum-sucking vampire ♪
[laughing]
ls it cool?
Yup.
Finn, l owe you, big-time.
Changing into a bat and hiding in your pack was genius.
That's what henchmen are for.
Oh, that reminds me.
You're fired from your henchmanship.
lt's no fun when l can't trick you.
We're still on for pixie-strangling tomorrow, though, right?
Definitely.
PRlNCESS BUBBLEGUM : All right, guys,
hammer all these safety signs around this dungeon hole.
l've got to jet off on my swan
to take care of some royal junk.
You got it, Princess.
Whatever you want, mama.
Bubblegum, away!
[grunting]
Ow. Ow. Ow.
There.
That's the last sign, Jake.
Now no one will ever go down this hole ever.
Probably a lot of dangerous, awesome stuff down this hole.
l better go take a look.
[grunting]
Don't, dude.
For you see...
that's the secret entrance
to the dungeon of the crystal eye.
Whoa.
Legend has it that the eye rests
in the deepest chamber of this accursed dungeon.
Man, we shouldn't even be talking about it...
'cause it's lunchtime.
[ting!] [elephant trumpets]
The crystal eye.
l want to meet this dungeon.
Maybe after lunch.
Eh, l'll skip lunch.
Just catch up to me when you finish.
[scoffs] Yeah, right. - What?
Without the aid of my magnificent powers...
[grunts]
Huh? Huh? You'd get killed down there.
Hey, l can do things without you!
You want to bet l can't?
Nope.
Come get your sandwich.
Listen to Jake, Finn.
He only wants what's best for --
[muffled] Aah! Help me!
Aah!
Come put her out of her misery, dude!
We are betting!
l bet that l'll get that crystal eye
and be back within 1 1 minutes!
Ready set go!
[sighs] l better go after him.
No, Jake.
Stay here...With me.
[deeply] Oh, my.
Dungeons!
Chambers!
Whoa! Evil creatures!
[laughing]
Treasure chests!
[indistinct chattering]
[laughing] Whoo!
[creature vomiting]
Doorways!
Traps! Yah!
l'm in my eleme-e-e-e-e-e-nt!
[purring]
Huh?
Meow?
Oh!
Mroooooow...
Oh?
[purring]
Whoa!
Somebody come pick up your freaky cat!
Greetings...
Frank the human boy.
How did you almost know my name?!
l have approximate knowledge of many things.
For instance, l know that l am possibly going to slay you
and munch on your eyeballs.
Heh. Yeah, right.
That sounds like idiot talk.
You're trespassing on my dungeon, manling.
And l am the thing...
you should be afraid of.
You can't hurt me!
l'm a radical boy on a mission for the crystal eye!
l'm going to unzip your skin
and wear you like a little coat.
Unzip this!
[armpit squeaks] Ha!
[roars]
Bleep! Oof!
[grunting]
Yeow!
Now you die!
[roars]
- Aah! - Wait a second.
[sniffs] ls that dog smell?!
You -- you have a dog with you?
l'm out of here!
Yeah, right! Good excuse!
Slaps. That cat was kicking my buns.
And it might have finished my buns
if it weren't for Jake's stank.
Dang it, Jake!
l'll get that crystal eye on my own!
With my own odors.
Pressing on! Let's see.
No to skeletal-remains door.
[deep breathing]
Whoa!
No to giant monster mouth door.
Oh! Giant key door it is!
lf Jake was here,
he could stretch his hand into a key and open it.
[grunts]
Yeah! Key hand!
[grunting]
Ouch.
Hey. What the jug is that?
Oh, sweet! The key!
♪ Oh, key we're meant to be ♪
♪ l want to have your baby ♪
♪ Oh, key, you're so good to me ♪
Ugh!
Jelly cube?!
[grunts] Come on!
Give it to me!
Don't flaunt it if you're not gonna give it up!
[grunting]
[high-pitched screech]
Unh!
[sighs]
l'll never get that crystal eye!
No.
No, l just got to stay pumped.
Pump it up! Pump it up!
Whoo! Whoo!
Shake it, shake it!
Whoa! Oof!
Steady, Finn.
This place is probably more creeped out of you
than you are of it.
Hup!
MAN: Halt!
Come no further, adventurer!
For you see, none can defeat... the bucket knight!
Okay. Then l won't fight you.
No! You must challenge me to --
Hey, cutie, do you know how to get the crystal eye from here?
Yes, it's through that door over there, but --
- Thanks! - Hey!
[laughing]
You can't pass through that door without battling me!
Yes, l can!
Because l'm huge compared to you!
Just add water and...
exponential growth!
Aw, buckets.
Now activate thine own powers,
and we shall engage in thrilling single combat!
Heh, thing is...
l don't really have any powers.
l see.
Aaaaaaaah!
Dang it! Jake wouldn't be running!
He'd grow all big.
And sock you right in the nose hole!
[laughs evilly]
Whoa! Aah!
Aw, nutzoids!
Haaah!
[groaning]
Come on!
All aboard the knuckle train to fist planet!
Oof! Unh!
[groans]
l rode the knuckle train?
But... l'm in my element.
[panting]
[gasps]
Yaaaaaah!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Unh!
That sucked.
[breathes deeply]
All right, Finn. You're in a heavy pickle here.
You don't have Jake,
but you can still handle this!
Meow?
You can still get that crystal eye!
[humming]
Hey...
my dinner is back.
And your dog isn't with you.
That's what you said, right?
Jack the dog is not ''accompanying'' you?
You mean Jake?
Jake, jack, whatever.
He's not here,
which means l'm going to rip your heart out.
Crud, crud, crud, crud, crud!
You can't hide from me, Jim!
l know almost everything, remember?!
l know exactly where you might be, Jim.
l'm about to pounce on you.
One...
two...
three!
Aw, man!
Thought you'd be behind this rock.
Hmm. [sniffs]
All right, l know where you are now,
and l'm about to pounce again!
1 ...2...3!
[thuds]
Aw, man!
Well, there's only a few more places to look.
Oh, Jake...
l'm such a fool!
A silly, silly fool!
Shh.
Who the heck --
Hey... lt's okay.
Shh. l'm your guardian angel, Finn.
l'm here to save you.
R-Really?
Mm-hmm.
Come here.
Let the angel pick you up.
Oh. Okay.
[laughing]
This is radical!
Are you comfortable?
Would you like some snacks?
l'm fine, thank you.
Here. Let me clean you up and mend your clothes.
[laughing]
l'm taking you to the chamber of the crystal eye...
Aw, yeah!
...where l'm going to cook you and eat your flesh.
Wow...
Wait. What?!
Trust in your...
guardian angel!
Put me down, lady!
As you wish.
Waaah! Unh!
Aw, man.
Everyone wants to eat me up.
lt's probably 'cause l'm so sweet.
Now, for little-kid soup.
The secret is a low flame
over a long period.
That's Jake's secret, too.
Sure hope he saves me.
l will save thee, Finn.
Lady, you are sick!
- Oh, Jake. - What?
- Jake! - Finn!
What are you doing here?
Heh, heh, l was looking for you, knucklehead.
l was so worried that, right after lunch,
l plunged into the dungeon after you.
Strangest thing, though.
l kept running into obstacles.
Choose your dueling weapon!
Eh... Um...
uh, l choose...
Sandwich!
[snorting]
The challenges were impossible for me.
But you would have blown right through them.
l kept asking myself, ''what would Finn do?''
Just...frustrating.
You know what l mean.
Yeah, l think l do.
[both chuckle]
Now let's figure out a way out of this cage!
Got it covered...
with key hand!
l don't see any keyholes in this cage, though.
Not a problem, man.
Lock hand!
l'll get us out...
with carrot hand!
Heh heh.
[xylophone playing]
[whistle!]
Aah!
Come on, man.
We still got a couple minutes left
to steal that crystal eye and win your bet!
Wait.
You'd help me win a bet that l made
about how l could accomplish something without you?
Just hop on my powdered doughnut, boy!
Cling! [laughs]
There it is -- the crystal eye!
Let's give this the good old friendship lift!
[both grunt]
Whoa.
Friendship, g-o-o-o!
Hyah!
At least if l die,
l'll die with my best friend!
Me too!
Get on my swan!
- Ooh! - Okay!
[both cheering]
l hope you learned a lesson from all this!
Uh, we learned that two heads are better than one head?
Working together is better than not working together?
Whatever.
Grr.
lt looks like that's not the answer she wanted.
Uh...
l learned that you are a very, uh,
intelligent Princess?
You're darn right l am.
Yeah! All right!
Princess Bubblegum, awa-a-a-a-a-a-y!
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
♪ And do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪